meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

the sims 1 soundtrack is the place to be

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

when my wifi stops working so do i

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mama-killuhsessa:
Greatest artist to live

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

annie-leonhardt:

*hears someone mention my otp*

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