babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

GOOGLE
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

GOOGLE
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

fuckyeahfelines:

friend’s cat napping in my lap
(submitted by sifra-odlaska)

fuckyeahfelines:

friend’s cat napping in my lap

(submitted by sifra-odlaska)

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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